Well, I tried, in the least.

If it goes further than two chapters, Yay!

If it doesn't... Oh well..?

But I like how it turned out, so it's iffy.

ANYWAY, here. No prologue because I'm too lazy to make one.



Chapter 1

"Boom- headshot," Emery grumbled, putting the sniper down to watch the zombie's head fall off. She got up, the softest of sighs passing her lips as she walked over to the zombie, poking its body with the tip of the sniper. It didn't seem to be moving anymore. Picking him up by the leg, Emery dragged the unmoving figure toward the door. She dropped it as she opened the door, unbolting every lock and wooden piece before she could shove it out with her foot. "Icky piece of crap, worse than the roaches..." She grumbled as she started bolting the door up again.

Her phone rang, the sound erupting from the kitchen. Sighing, Emery dragged herself toward the kitchen, grumbling as she went. She opened the phone, breathing out another sigh. "CON Hunter speaking."

"Yo, Emery," Nathan cooed off the other line.

"Dude, why don't you call your girlfriend? Stop calling me."

"I know, but she's mad right now... She's still not happy about the birthday thing."

"Ha-ha." Emery smirked, opening a cabinet to take out a granola bar. She opened it with her teeth as Nathan continued to complain.

"Don't ha-ha me! This is serious. If she doesn't like me, then I'll be chic-less."

"So, what did you call for? Girly advice? A date? Sex? Or do you have a vampire problem? How about zombies? Oh yeah, zombies are the real maggots right now."

"Having sex with a CON Hunter sounds--"

"Don't even think about it. I was kidding." Emery rolled her eyes as she bit a piece of granola off.

"Fine, Ms.CONny." Nathan sighed through the phone line.

"I wish people would stop calling me Ms.CONny. It's annoying. Don't they know what CON stands for?"

"Of course," Nathan replied, "Creatures Of the Night. Which is exactly why I expected you to be a dating line--"

"Shut up, Nathan." Emery threw away the rest of the granola bar. "I'm going to go watch a couple of movies with Cajun tonight. Wanna come? I'm pretty sure Mega and T_L will be there, too..."

"No thanks, I have to get my sex life back in order."

"You do that, Nathan. Now, I have to clean up the zombie mess on my back porch. Call me if anything comes up-- And I'm not talking about anything on you." Emery ended the call, leaving Nathan hanging as she looked down at the trash can. "I threw away my granola bar..."

Emery took a shovel and put on her boots before she went back to the door, unlocking each lock and other sort of locking device on the door. As she opened it, a gooey, strong hand grabbed her ankle. She dropped down on the floor, her head smacking into the marble as the zombie reeled her outside. By reflex, Emery's boot struck the zombie's wrist, thus making its arm fall to pieces. She quickly rid her ankle of the bony hand before taking her shovel out, scooping the zombie pieces into a compost pile.

"There you go..." She grumbled, smacking the heck out of the pieces until the zombie no longer twitched. "Now, to get ready for that movie night..."

~~~~~~

Cajun waited for Emery outside of his house, the porch light flicked off and a shotgun in his hand. A Doberman Pinscher stayed quite alert next to him, pacing the wooden porch.

"She's late again, Killer." Cajun sighed, tapping the end of the shotgun against the porch. "I wish she'd hurry, I hate staying outside this late..."

"Yo." Emery came out from around the house, blood dripping down her hair and face. Cajun almost screamed, but he really should have been used to Emery's surprising entrances. "Sorry, I kind of passed a very mean vampire along the way..."

"I can tell..." Cajun grumbled as Killer went over to lick some of the blood off of her boot.

"Hey Killer," Emery cooed as Cajun let her into the A/C-cooled out. She sighed and went to his bathroom, turning on the shower. "Lemme borrow some clothes, ok? I really don't want to stay in this."

"Sure, whatever." Cajun walked over to his room and pulled out a pair of pants and a random shirt. He threw it at Emery, who caught it with her now-washed hands. She slammed the door before taking a shower. Cajun walked into the kitchen and unwrapped a packet of popcorn, placing it into the microwave. He listened to the hum of the microwave as Emery took her time in the shower. She came out, wearing his clothes, which was a bit baggy on her. Sitting down, Emery started wiping off her boots with the same towel she'd used to dry her hair.

"Jurrasic Park? Are you kidding me?" She laughed, shaking her head.

"What? It's good." He shook his head and took out the popcorn as the microwave beeped.

"I know... I just get a little jumpy when I see it."

"YOU? Ms. CON Hunter? You get scared of an old dinosaur movie, yet you can kick vampire $$$? I'm surprised." Cajun laughed mockingly while Emery threw the roll of paper towels at him.

"Shut up, Mr. "I have to have a dog named Killer to make myself feel safe"." Emery sighed and leaned back against the chair she was sitting in. "So what movie are we watching today?'

"Might as well be--"

"No Jurassic Park! How about Paranormal Activity?"

"....Seriously?" Cajun scowled at her logic.

"Sure. It's not that bad." She shrugged and got up, taking the popcorn away from him. "Hurry up before I change my mind."

Cajun watch her go to the front room before he followed after, looking through his assortment of movies before he found Paranormal Activity.

"Where are Mega and T_L?"

"Oh, T_L went to buy a bottle of coke, and Mega... Should be here." Cajun thought about it. "Huh, actually, I haven't heard much from her..."

"That's a nice thing to tell a Hunter," Emery grumbled.

"Not in that way, Emery. I mean, she called about an hour ago, saying she'd be late. Probably just traffic."

"Oh yeah, in post apocolyptic America you will DEFINITELY find yourself stuck in traffic." She rolled her eyes, popping a few pieces of popcorn in her mouth. The movie began to roll, and Cajun hit 'play' once again.

"You don't know a thing about traffic, you're always screwing around with your motorcycle..."

"I don't think I screw a motorcycle, thanks."

"You probably screw a vampire or a werewolf." He smirked and continued, "Or a ghost."

"You're so trying to give the devious author who likes writing awkward stories a bad idea, aren't you?"

"....Basically."

Killer began barking at the window, growling and jumping around. Emery frowned and started to stand up.

"Crap..." Cajun whispered, looking back at the window, clutching the shotgun once again. Emery started toward the window, making slow, precise steps as she took a metal baseball bat from under the sofa. She held it against her shoulder, ready to beat anything that came from the window with the bat.

"Down, Killer," She whispered, keeping her eyes on the window as she pulled the dog back. The window broke as a pale hand broke in, the skin perfect even after it went through the glass.

"Vampire!" Emery cried, and smacked the bat into the vampire's wrist.

Why aren't you Nathan's gf?

Movie-watching with me? =3

Lol Nathan isn't getting any.

LOL my dog's named Killer. xDDD

"I can tell..." Cajun grumbled as Killer went over to lick some of the blood off of her boot.

"Jurrasic Park? Are you kidding me?" She laughed, shaking her head. >>> NO. I'm NOT. YOU MUST WATCH. *points my shotgun at you* XD

"No Jurassic Park! How about Paranormal Activity?" >>> You dare recommend a film OVER Jurassic Park? You must die!!! D=

"Oh, T_L went to buy a bottle of coke, and Mega... Should be here." Cajun thought about it. "Huh, actually, I haven't heard much from her..." >>> T_L went off ALONE in a story with ZOMBIES and VAMPIRES? He's so ****. .-.

"You probably screw a vampire or a werewolf." He smirked and continued, "Or a ghost."

"You're so trying to give the devious author who likes writing awkward stories a bad idea, aren't you?" >>>> These are examples of such charming dialogue! =3

Killer began barking at the window, growling and jumping around. Emery frowned and started to stand up. >>> IT KNOWS SOMETHING THE READERS DON'T! O.O

The house has been compromised! The undead know of our safe haven!!! D= ;___;

And where is LEADER! And T_L with my coke! D=

Nice job! =3

Because Belbell is his girlfriend. |D

And thanks, lol. xDD


CHAPTER TWO WOOT. Unedited, like chapter 1.


Chapter 2: Clown Mafia and More Disasters

Nathan started kissing Belbell, pushing her gently onto the bed.

"God, I'm so sorry I left you before..." Belbell murmured as she wrapped herself around him. Nathan just kissed her again, throwing off their clothes to kiss down her body. Belbell kept herself close to him, feeling like she could die when he got so close to...

Slam!

Nathan jumped up as ZF stormed into the room, shotgun in hand.

"ZF!" She shouted, wrapping her arms protectively around Nathan.

"Get away, Belbell," ZF warned, picking up the gun.

"No! Don't do this! What are you going to do after?! Huh?! Explain this to my parents?! Get me kicked out? Tell them I'm preg--"

"You're WHAT?" Nathan shouted, pulling away for only a moment. ZF took the chance shoot him straight in the chest, twice. Blood splattered out of his chest and onto Belbell and the wall.

"NO! What did you-- You stupid-- Ugh!" Belbell shrieked, tearing the gun out of ZF's hand. she beat him with it as he tried fighting her away.

"Stop it, Belbell! I did it for you! I did it for US!"

"US? There's no us!" She shoved the shotgun against him and started firing, anger firing out from some deep end of her mind. Blood oozed and splattered out of him as he slumped down, drenching Belbell in gore.

Once she realized what she'd done, Belbell dropped the gun and clutched her hair.

"Oh god..." She whispered, and began to shove some clothes on. Grabbing ZF's body by the shoulders, Belbell started dragging him outside, toward the garbage. She quickly got him inside, and then went back to Nathan's body.

"Oh damn..." Maybe I could just frame Dad... She thought quietly as she took Nathan to her parent's room, sneaking him in the room. They weren't there, anyway. She dropped him on the floor before Belbell started packing up. Stealing the money, the jewelry, and whatever weapon source there was in the house, Belbell packed her car and started driving toward Uncle Simian's house.

~~~~

T_L held a grocery bag in one hand, holding it tightly as to keep the contents from falling out. A flamethrower was strapped to his back-- It would have been a rather odd sight in the sunshine, but at night, with no one around, it wasn't so bad. He was hurrying toward Cajun's house, though-- With his luck, he'd be attacked by some mob of evil malicious--

"Just my luck," T_L groaned as a group of face-painted in gorey child costumes came out from nowhere, circling him.

"So, you the kid who hurt my Johnny boy the other day," A medium-sized clown said, stepping forward. Unlike the others, who had knives and clubs, this man had a nasty looking cane with spikes and nails stuck inside it.

"Was that his name?" T_L asked. "I thought he was Mr. Short-Pickle."

Some of the clowns snickered, but with a harsh look from the Boss, they shut up.

"You gonna pay, kid. And not just by death." He snapped his fingers, and a group of clowns walked up to the boss, holding three vicious-looking dogs, held down by long tangles of chains. They were bigger than the boss, and a little taller than the men that were holding them back. Instead of slobber dangling down from their mouths, strings of blood slipped out, leaking onto the ground.

T_L sighed and put down his groceries. "You asked for it..." He grumbled, taking off his flamethrower. "...But, just so you know, before I killed Johnny, I gave him the pleasure of just cutting the whole thing off."

The boss scowled and threw his hands up in anger. "Kill him! Now!"

The hell hounds were let go of, and the clowns went after him while the boss just watched. T_L smacked the first couple of clowns with his flamethrower, before he burned another batch. Some tried coming from behind, but he round-house kicked them, knocking them down. A hell hound grabbed him by the waist and flung him up in the air. He pointed his flamethrower downward, and as it opened its mouth, he shot a mouthful of flames into it. The hound shrieked as T_L grabbed him by the chains and fell on its back. He pulled the chains like the dog was a horse, and the dog heeled. The other two stopped in their tracks, deciding against attacking this dude. T_L looked down at the clowns, a smirk on his lips.

"OWNED all over the place!" T_L shouted, and the clowns ran off, along with the boss. He looked down at the hounds and shrugged. "A bunch of wusses, I swear."

~~~

Emery was grabbed by the vampire and forced out of the window. She felt the glass rip at her stomach, but didn't make a sound of pain as she beat the vampire's face with the bat. Cajun ran outside, wide eye'd as he watched the fight. Killer growled at the vampire, but he wouldn't get near him.

"CAJUN!" Emery shouted. "Cajun, don't just stand there, dammit!" She fought with the vampire, shrieking as he plunged his fangs into her neck. "Ca-jun!"

"OH! Right!" Cajun looked around and finally picked up his shotgun, aiming for the vampire. He held his breath as he shot, but the bullet didn't do a thing. The vampire finally unlatched himself, blood dribbling down his chin as he watched Emery wretch and shriek. He turned to Cajun, who took a hesitant step back.

"Um..." Cajun looked around, and screamed as the vampire jumped on him. "OH MY GOD! GAY VAMPIRE COOTIES!" He grabbed at the necklace around his neck and broke the beads as he shoved it against the vampire. The cross on the necklace burned through the vampire as it screeched and rolled off of him. Cajun scrambled up and backed off as the vampire blew up in a burst of flames.

"Oh my crud..." Cajun whispered, at least glad that he hadn't messed on himself from that completely awkward experience. He turned to Emery as he heard her let out another cry of pain and picked her up, heaving her inside.

"What did he do??" Cajun asked Emery once he laid her on his bed.

"Doesn't matter-- I need a carton of milk, and... Ah..." Emery grasped her neck. "Just get me some help! Don't you have that damned vampire guide?! Don't stall, dammit!!"

Cajun rushed out of the room to get Emery something to help her out, still shooken by the entire experience.

Nice chapters I like the idea too

Death is always fun :3 Nathan being a weeny as usual

Oh look JP DONT LIKE IT?! BURN

OHSHIT VAMP

A sex scene is how I introduced you and Nathan in Outbreak too XD

Poor ZF, but he had it coming XD

Hide the body...no one will ever know...

YAY I'M GONNA DIG A GRAVE FOR MY BUDDY

Crosses and Holy Water

Good chapters. Keep writing dammit!

LOL! I love it.

We've got someone else writinga zombie kinda story too! Woot!

Creatures of the Night=Dating line XD It does make sense.

Lol, I'm just happy I got to kill Nathan.

BB's good, she's been gone so much yet she picks up the tradition of killing Nathan off early on XD

I got dead, nice. XD

This is probably going to call for Nathan and ZF zombies which will be killed again! =D

Chapter 3

"Uncle Simian! Simian? You here, Uncle?" Belbell called as she unlocked the door to her uncle's house. "Jeez, seriously....?"

Belbell looked down and scowled at the note on the desk. Went out. -Simian, 8:15 She looked at the time on her cell phone-- 9:30.

"Dammit, he has the worst timing..." She grumbled before she went back to her car. "Guess I should just head into town, maybe Emery will take me in..."

Belbell got inside her car and shut the door, turning on the engine. She turned up the radio and bobbed her head to Schism as she drove toward town. Belbell was crossing through a wooded area when she heard the lethal growls of a pack of werewolves. She started driving faster, glimpsing the bodies of them as she drove. The gas started to run out, and she smacked her hand against the steering wheel as it slowed to a stop.

"Dammit!" She screamed as she got out of the car and made a run for the end of the road. Belbell heard the growls of hungry wolves, and started to cry as she slowed down, shaking her head. "No no no no..."

The sound of a gunshot made her jump and fall to the ground.

"Don't let those pups bother you, lady. They're nothing to fear."

Belbell looked up into the face of a smirking, dingy looking clown.

~~~~~

Cajun flipped through the Survival Book for Newbies, scanning for the vampires section. He continued flipping until he finally got to the page. "Ok, um..."

If you or a friend has gotten bitten, there are ways to help you/him/her have a less painful turning.

1. Clean the wound and stop the bleeding before wrapping a bandage around it.

2. Let them drink milk and keep them as far from blood as possible. Warning: Any sort of blood will make the victim go mad with starvation. Whatever you do DON'T LET ANY BLOOD NEAR THEM.

3. Said victim is theoretically dead. They will puke up their own blood for the first couple of hours, but they will not be attracted to it.

5. Don't show them any sort of weapon. It causes them to freak out.

6. No one's bluffing when they say vampires burn in the sunlight. Bright light hurts their eyes as well, and agitates them quite a bit.

4. Their senses will be jogged for the first couple of hours as well, and any sort of loud noises will sound louder than it does for yourself. Keep them calm whenever they start getting any sort of head ache, or else the victim will become agitated.

5. Agitation will cause anger, rudeness, and stronger feelings than they had before....

"Great." Cajun put down the book and grabbed a carton of milk from the fridge. He took a bucket from the bathroom and an emergency pack as well. A loud moan came from the room, and Cajun went over to Emery quickly, shoving the bucket in front of Emery. She began to vomit rotten blood, which made Cajun gag. Once she laid back again, Cajun set the carton of milk on the desk before he pushed Emery's hair away from her neck.

"What the hell are you doing?!" She hissed.

"I need to bandage this, remember? Just calm down and it'll be over sooner than later... jeez..." Cajun opened the emergency pack before he began cleaning and bandaging the bite mark on Emery's neck. Once done, Cajun shoved the milk towards Emery.

"Here. You have to start drinking some."

"Ugh..." Emery gagged at the sight of milk, but she opened the carton and chugged half of it anyway. She vomited again, puking up blood and milk as well. It was settling her stomach, though, and Emery started to calm down again.

"I'll be back," Cajun said as he walked out into the hall. He carefully picked up his shotgun and went back into the room, hiding it behind the nightstand. Emery looked at him suspiciously and asked, "What's that?"

"Nothing." Cajun looked at her with some sort of innocence.

"I'll kill you if you're lying. Don't test my patience."

"Fine, CONny..."

"Cajun!"

"What?"

"I told you NOT to agitate me, and WHAT do you do? You start making me angry! You're so stupid sometimes, dammit--" Emery was interrupted by the blare of lights outside. She clawed at her face as she shrieked, trying to hide her eyes from the blinding light. Cajun picked up his gun and started toward the window, hoping this wasn't another attacker.

~~~~

Mega paid the cashier for a pack of Sour Patch Watermelon Candies, ripping open to pack once she walked outside. She started popping them in her mouth, sucking the sour stuff on top before she chewed the rest. For a moment, Mega just stood out of the gas station. Then she walked towards a very clean black Chevy truck, and opened the door, sliding into the cool A/C air.

"We can go now, right?" Simian asked, listening to some random rock station.

"Of course! We were supposed to be back at Caj's by now." Mega looked into the bag before she shoved it in Simian's direction. "Want some?"

"Uh.... Su--"

"Good, I wanted the rest, anyway." She took the bag back and started eating some more of the sour candies.

"Well... Ok..." Simian rubbed the back of his head before he started the truck. They drove out of the gas station parking lot, into the deserted road. The drive was a quiet one, and it took less than a few minutes before they drove into Cajun's driveway. As Simian shut off the truck, Mega heard shrieks inside, and the sound of Cajun trying to calm someone down.

"We better get in there..." Simian grumbled, taking a bat with him as they started for the door.

Well well well...

I'm not home XD Poor BB. Werewolves, oh boy. Annnnnnd...Clowns XD

Poor Emery is a vampire. And Cajun is being so nice too XD

LIGHTS D:<

Hey its leader. And me :3 Ironic that I get a truck...not much of a truck guy. But whatever. And Rock Station= In Character for me.

Nothing for me? D:

Time to use the bat outta hell >=D Alrighty then, lets see what happens

"Survival Book for Newbies" Ha, epic XD

Hooray! Uncle simian!

Uncle Simian had bad timing.

Mega:It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! > *shoves candy in simian's face*

Which reminds me we need that line in outbreak.

anyway, more then to chapters! Woo!

*throws three second party that ended before you finished this sentance*

Thanks. xD And I know, I'm ACTUALLY WRITING. X_x It's a first.

Anyway, unedited... Mistakes are to be considered.



Chapter 4: CON HeadQuarters.. And more fun stuff that has to do with marriage and divorce and child support. Not really.

"Mega!" Cajun cried as she opened the door, having almost shot the crap out of her. Killer licked Mega's shoe as she walked inside, frowning.

"What's going on? I heard shrieks." Mega paused before asking, "I'm, er, not intruding on anything, now am I...?"

"Huh? Oh-- OH! Ew, no." Cajun shook his head.

"Who IS it?" Emery asked, the sound of her vomiting passing through the house.

"Is that Emery? What happened to her?" Mega asked while Killer growled at Simian, who closed the door and tried shooing the dog away.

"Bitten," Cajun replied, rubbing the back of his head. He heard footsteps and turned to see Emery in the hallway in all her gory glory. She kept wiping a trail of blood off of her chin, holding the bucket in her arms.

"No duh I'm bitten," She grumbled bitterly, "And you! Simian! I'm going to bash your truck to pieces if you flash those damned headlights again!"

"Well I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a vampire," Simian grumbled.

"Could we have some explanation?" Mega asked, still a bit confused.

"Yeah, some stupid vampire found us and bit me. Then hero-boy over here decided he should be bad $$$ and fudge and kill the thing. Bit late for that, hmmm?" Emery sighed and shook her head. "We really need to leave this place. It's not safe-- Vampires will come in likes roaches soon enough."

"I can take us some place else," Simian volunteered, "But where could we go?"

"...I have just the place," Emery replied, sighing softly. "Let's hurry before the sun comes up."

The group packed up some medical appliances and weapons in the truck before Mega and Emery hopped into the front, while Cajun and Simian got in the truck bed, with Cajun bringing Killer along. Emery, though sick, decided to drive so she wouldn't have to give meaningless directions that no one would understand. Simian had a shotgun in his hands, though Cajun had kept the weapons away from Emery to keep her from freaking out, like the guide had said.

"We ready?" Emery called from the front.

"Yeah, hurry up," Cajun shouted back. She started the truck before driving out into the wooded area of San Isabel Forest.

~~~~

Suri paced around in the computer room of the San Isabel CON Headquarters, grumbling something about how boring it is to wait around downstairs. She heard footsteps and turned to see Red coming down.

"Where have you been?" She snapped.

"I needed to go to the store, thanks." He held up the bag in his arms. "See? I bought poptarts and some cookies and cream ice cream and--"

"Next time don't take so long. Jeez." She took her katana and started for the stairs.

"Where are you going?"

"To keep watch on foot. Stay down here and monitor the screens. I'll keep my ear piece on-- if you see anything, call me. I don't want to be left for dead." Suri shook her head and took the stairs to get to the main landing. It was a basic cabin, until you got to the basement. San Isabel Headquarters was tinier than the ones around the nation, but there weren't many CON Hunters out in Devil's Edge, Colorado. Werewolves were native here because of Mount Elbert and the forest surround it. Vampires were the rare sight, but they did come out to stalk around at night. Zombies, on the other hand, zombies were just anywhere. They were like roaches. You could smush them as many times as you want, yet they still resurrect themselves and come back to haunt you. There were other haunts in this side of Colorado, but what could one expect?

There was a reason why they called it Devil's Edge.

Suri stepped out into the cool night air, the trees around here so tall she couldn't even see the moon. It was pitch black, but she kept a flashlight on her, flicking it on as she walked through the thin gravel path they had created for their own use. It was easier not to make a noise on gravel, rather than on leaves. After about thirty minutes of walking, Suri heard snickers in the forest. She was sure she saw movement every now and again. A group of small, toad-looking goblins were out tonight, which meant there would be a rain sometime soon. Suri held her ground as the group began to form, only a pack of four or five.

That didn't mean they weren't potential threats, though.

Suri dropped the flashlight and slashed at an incoming goblin, the creature squealing as it was chopped in half, splattering green guts onto her hair. She couldn't help but gag before she continued her fighting, the rest of the pack jumping towards her. Suri fought off two of them that had started biting at her ankles, while the other two jumped straight on her back. The girl fell and hacked at the two on her ankles before they slid off of her, rolling over to smash another goblin into the gravel. She stood up and glared at the last one standing, who made a loud shriek and scattered.

"Little midgets.." She grumbled, cleaning her sword off with her shirt. Another noise caught her attention; The sound of a rock station and wheels on gravel. Suri started trudging back to the HQ, deciding it would be best to meet who ever it was there.

"Hey, Suri, nice fight." The fuzz and spit of her ear piece cleared as she heard Red through it.

"Thanks for the help," she replied with a roll of her eyes. "Seems like someone's coming. Doesn't seem like a threat, though, since nothing's attacked me yet."

"Yeah, I saw that... Someone else is coming as well, but closer than the others. Looks like T_L found himself a couple of dogs."

"T_L? Took him long enough. He was supposed to be back in HQ two hours ago."

"And you call ME slow?"

"...Shut up, Red." Suri took her earpiece off as the truck passed her. She sprinted back to the HQ, getting there just in time to see Emery, Mega, Cajun, Simian, and Killer get out of the vehicle. Three hell hounds were lounging around at the side of the cabin; T_L must have gotten there only a moment before.

"Long time no see," Emery said weakly to Suri, raising her hand in greeting.

"You look horrible," Suri replied with a frown.

"Yeah... Vampire attack. I'll be ok, but.. I hope you don't mind a Vampire girl in your team."

Suri scowled, yet she shook her head. "I wouldn't let you off the team, but we'll have to talk about it later." She turned her head and put her hands on her hips as she saw Simian.

"Hello Mega, Cajun... Simian..."

"Hey, Su-- Oh. It's you." Simian rolled his eyes.

"What do you mean, "it's you"? You're the one who burned the house down."

"You burned a house down?" Emery questioned with a raised eyebrow.

"Long story," Simian replied before he looked back at Suri, "It's not my fault you got mad at me! YOU started the fire."

"I didn't start it! I was trying to cook dinner!"

"Cooking DINNER? You tried to kill my monkey! And you did!"

"Did NOT!" Suri shouted, but Emery grabbed her by the shoulder.

"Could you two please just SHUT UP?" Emery growled. "I'm in no mood to hear anyone screaming like idiots tonight, thanks!" She hissed as the flare of a flamethrower lit the area around them. T_L was leaning against the truck, lighting a cigar with the weapon.

"What happened to Emery? You look like crap."

"Ugh! None of you listen!" Emery stormed into the house and slammed the door.

"See what you do, Simian?!" Suri cried, and stormed off with her, opening the door just to slam it as well.

"But it wasn't my fault..." Simian mumbled, grimacing as the door fell and broke on the ground.

"You're going to have to pay for that," T_L pointed out. Simian groaned and Cajun smirked.

"This is a very, er... Excitement-filled night," Mega mumbled, edging inside to keep away from the guys.

"Well, I think I need to go find their DVD player," Cajun said, excusing himself from the awkward moment.

"So..." T_L started.

"Don't even think about asking," Simian grumbled, "Go get the whole explanation from someone else." He trudged inside, trying and failing to fix the door as he went.

"Ok then," T_L replied, left outside. The sounds of weeping came out of nowhere, and it was beginning to freak him out. "I think I'll just get inside now..."

T_L quickly got inside and grabbed the remains of the door, boarding it up and sliding it into place before he ran down to the basement to see what was going on.

Good chapter :O

Yes...very good. Too lazy to make a good response, so yeah. Good...keep writing!

Chapter 5: PLOT TWIST. Or something like that.

"Oh, hello," Red called as he heard several footsteps, the group coming down the stairs.

"Hey, CONny boy," Emery called, the vomiting having stopped by now.

"So, what's going on?" T_L asked, taking the cigar out of his mouth.

Emery sighed and started explaining all that he missed, catching everyone up to date with the entire story. Suri listened and sighed.

"Well, if I kicked you out of the group, that wouldn't be fair."

"But?"

"But to have a vampire on the team is a bit against the rules."

"So?" Emery put her hands on her hips. "You can't just do this to me. Rules are to be broken at times like these, aren't they?"

"Yes Emery, but..."

"You didn't want to be kicked out of the CON Organization, either." Emery frowned. "Doing it to save you butt, right?"

"Don't make it like that! It's not like that!"

"It's completely like that," Simian chimed in. "You left me because--"

"Shut up, Simian!" Both girls screamed before they went back to looking at each other.

"Well sorry..." Simian grumbled.

"Anyway," Suri continued, "No one wants a vampire protecting them. That's like asking a zombie to help you take a bath. It's stupid."

"Why didn't you just call me stupid in the first place?!" Emery growled.

"I'll give this ten more seconds before a fight begins," Cajun grumbled.

Just like he said, a fight broke out. Emery shoved Suri onto the ground, slashing at her with her claw-like hands. Suri fought her off with her arms, but Emery ripped her sleeve and made a cut in her wrist. The scent of blood drove Emery almost crazy, but Suri shoved her back and kicked her away. Emery stumbled away, giving Suri time to get up and slash at her with her katana.

"Suri!" Mega cried, and grabbed Suri, pulling her back from Emery. "Someone hold Emery down!!"

Cajun scrambled toward the vampire and pulled her away, though she struggled and kicked powerfully.

"I'm sorry, just-- get away, let me handle this!" Suri shouted, shoving out of Mega's grip. "Get her to one of the rooms and strap her down or she'll start attacking at random. She's just a newborn, she doesn't know any better."

Red helped Cajun take Emery into a small room, pushing her onto the bed. Emery struggled and growled while Suri came in and looked in the dresser drawers, taking out rope to hold her down.

"I don't mean to correct," Red called, "But the guide says chains are better... And I don't think that rope will be very effective."

Suri nodded and put the rope down, taking out a roll of chains. She coiled it around the bed, the strong metal keeping Emery from lashing out at anyone. Emery shrieked and moved her head up enough to take a bite out of Suri's neck. The girl slapped her away and held down the wound. "Red, get something to sedate her."

Red pulled away from the bed, looking at the group that had crowded into the room. Everyone was watching in surprise; it seemed no one had ever seen a victim like this. Shrugging the thought off, Red went to the bathroom and started looking through the medicines and drugs they had. Legally, of course. He took out a syringe and started filling it with a clear medicine.

"Hurry UP!" Suri called. Red rush to the bedroom and shoved it into Emery's neck. The girl's vision blurred before she passed out.

~~~

"So... What are we going to do about this mess?" T_L asked, half an hour later. They were all sitting around a table, except for Emery, of course. She was still knocked out in the bedroom.

"Well.. There's not much mess to stop." Suri sighed, shrugging slightly. There were a lot of 'that's true's and 'oh, right's around the table.

"Well, we need something to keep this story from going downhill," Mega pointed out.

"Right, um..." Cajun rubbed his chin, thinking about it.

"Oh! Well there IS a pack of clown-mobsters that have been on my $$$." T_L shrugged. "No big deal, but it's a conflict, right?"

"True..."

"...How is Emery being a vampire NOT conflict?" Simian asked.

"Because that's solved," Suri replied, "For now. We'll get to that sooner or later. Now what were you saying about this mafia?"

T_L explained what had happened, and everyone kind of looked around at each other at the end.

"Well.. I think that's good enough." Mega shrugged. "Let's go."

"So we're kicking Mafia-- Hey, where's BB?" Red asked.

"Bet ya five dollars she's caught up in some mafia mess," Cajun grumbled.

"You don't have to bet, that's probably the truth, Cajun," T_L muttered. "Let's go."

"Well... We should wait. The sun's coming up, they probably won't be out until later." Suri sighed. "Let's just rest until the sun sets again. T_L, take care of Emery, ok?"

"Alright," T_L replied, "I'll go feed the cannibal."

The group scattered afterward, quite ready to find something to eat and get some sleep.

~~~

From dawn to afternoon, T_L waited for Emery to wake up. He'd unchained her because he was sure that she wouldn't wake up and attack anymore. He had also brought along a bunch of milk and medicine, just in case she were to become agitated again. T_L almost jumped out of his seat when Emery shot up, rubbing her eyes several times.

"Huh? Oh..." Emery looked around and sighed. "Hey T_L."

"Hey Emery." He got up and walked over to her bed, sitting down. "How do you feel?"

"Like someone dumped me in a washing machine and left me in there to wash."

"...You know how that feels?"

"No, not really." She smirked. "But it sounded like a good explanation."

"Oh. Good. I wouldn't want you to go through that... It would, ugh, not be the best of ordeals."

"What, you know how that feels?" Emery raised an eyebrow.

"Of course I--" Emery gave him a look. "--Ok yeah I have."

"Jeez. How the hell did that happen?"

"Well, um, I was hiding from Cajun in a pile of clothes, and Mega mistook me for a stuffed doll that needed washing."

"Ouch."

"I know."

Silence. It was extremely awkward for quite a while.

"Well, um, I better--" T_L started, but was interrupted by Emery pulling him close for a kiss. He was startled at first, but just took it. Emery pushed him down, and the two kiss for a while before Emery pushed him away.

"W-What was that for?" T_L asked, startled.

"...I wanted to make you feel better. I'm sure it hurt to be stuck in a washing machine."

"Oh... Thanks, I guess." He rubbed the back of his neck slightly.

"Go get yourself something to eat. I'll be here when you get back, don't worry." Emery rolled her eyes as T_L stood up, walking to the door.

"...T_L?"

"Yeah?"

"Don't tell anyone I did that. Or I'll kick you $$$ and you'll never get the experience again." With that, Emery rolled over on her side, facing away from T_L. He paused and nodded before trudging out of the room, shutting the door quietly.

bow chicka bow wow

Bang bang time. *whistle and locks the door*

Good chapter.

CHICK FIGHT

Anyone get the subtle BDSM ref with the chains? :U

WHOA T_L'S GETTING SOME XD

$$$-whooping XD

Chapter 6

Belbell laid against the bed, sighing contently. She was eating a rather delicious apple and drinking a can of Coca Cola, the stuff that burns your insides and kills you slowly when you're 67. Since, you know, it's acid in a bottle.

She thought back at what had happened and sighed. At first, she thought it was horrible... But then she realized these guys weren't so bad.

You see, when the Clown Boss found her, he took her back into his limo and they road back into Devil's Edge. At first she thought it was kidnapping, but then he bought her Chinese food and let her buy some clothes to keep her from reusing. It was rather nice, since, you know, he had so much money he could afford almost everything.

She had almost forgotten about Simian, but when she remembered, she decided to forget about it until later.

So the Clown Boss-- "Joe, just call me Joe," he answered when she asked what to call him-- Brought her back to his house at the corner of Devil's Edge. He had a thing for breeding Hell Hounds, it seemed, and the pups were just as cute as actual puppies. "You can have one, if you'd like," Joe said after a while, noticing her love for them.

"Really? Well.. Ok, thanks." She snuggled with a Hell Hound-runt, which was just about as big as a medium sized full-grown dog. He let her bring it back into his room, and asked her if she wanted anything.

"Yeah, um... I just want something to snack on. I dunno." She shrugged slightly.

"That's it? Ok, doll..." He smiled and kissed her on the cheek.

Belbell would have completely thought that was nasty if he hadn't given her all of that nice stuff.

So she waved him goodbye, and here she was, eating an apple and feeding her new oversized puppy grapes.

This would be quite the good life.

~~~~

"Dear Jesus! You suck at this game!" Red cried, slamming down his deck of cards before he stormed off to the living room. Mega, Cajun, Suri, and Simian were all sitting around the kitchen table, trying to play goldfish.

"Well." Mega looked at everyone. "Guess we have to stop."

"Oh well." Cajun shrugged. "So, what do you think about this vampire crap?"

"Maybe she'll die from exposure," Suri grumbled.

"Jeez, so optimistic," Simian muttered.

"Shut up, Monkey-boy."

"What? Gonna fry me in a pan if I talk anymore?! Huh? Huh?! HUH?!"

"Shut up!" Mega shouted.

"Alright..." Simian grumbled.

"Haha." Suri smirked.

"Whatever." Simian sighed and leaned back against his chair. "So, Emery."

"I'm almost damn sure she's lesbian," Cajun grumbled.

"Whuuuuut?" Mega's eyes widened.

"Yeah. She never wants to get laid. I've tried to talk to her about dude actors that are 'hot' and she won't even gush about that."

"Odd."

"Right?"

"I know."

Silence.

"Is this table really black? It looks green..." Mega glared down at the table.

"Of course it's black!" Suri cried, "I picked it out myself."

"Sure it is," Cajun grumbled.

"Of course it's--" Suri threw her cards at Simian before he could continue.

"So it's black then?" Red asked from the living room.

"NO IT'S GREEN." Mega slammed her cards down. "I'm sure of it. Look. It's like..... forest green."

"Forest green? It has to be more than that. Like... Bad avocado green." Cajun nodded.

"Sounds better." Mega nodded.

"Guess it does."

More silence.

"So.."

"Do we have Connect-Four?" Mega asked after a while.

"Yeah, it's back in the closet." Suri pointed to a gloomy looking closet.

"Oh, good." Mega walked over to the closet and opened it just as T_L walked in. "Oh, good to know you're here. Wanna play some Connect Four?"

Pedophile Clown Boss D:

GOLDFISH FAILS COMPARED TO CONNECT FOUR!

Weird discussions...

CONNECT FOUR

Seemed like a filler, but at least we know where BB is.

Chapter 7

T_L couldn't stop thinking about the.. kisses. It was a bit much. He wondered what had made Emery do it.

"Hey, dude, did you know Emery is lesbian?" Cajun said as T_L sat down to play a game of Connect Four.

"Whuuuut?" T_L stared at Cajun in surprise.

"He's lying," Simian replied, "She's only Thesbian."

"Thespian!" T_L and Cajun snapped at the same time.

"Am I the only one getting in trouble tonight?"

"Yes, yes you are, monkey-boy." Suri rolled her eyes before she ignored Simian once again.

"How is she a thespian?" T_L asked as he took his turn on Connect Four.

"Don't you know? All she does is hate on all hot guy actors." Cajun sighed and leaned his cheek against his hand.

"...How do you know what guy actors are hot?" T_L gave him a suspicious look.

"I'm not gay!" Cajun snapped defensively. "Now get back to your stupid game."

"It's not stupid." Mega threw a Connect Four piece at Cajun. "It's cool."

"Sorry..."

"Apology accepted!" She smiled and went back to her game.

~~~

An hour after, T_L went back to check on Emery. He opened the door and gave off a somewhat hesitant smile at Emery.

"Hey."

"Hello," Emery said, getting up. She got up and started to kiss him again, pushing him back towards the bed. T_L went wide-eyed as the girl rubbed against him, not seeming to notice the fact that this was a very awkward situation to be in.

"Emery--stop--" He stumbled as he heard the click, scowling as Emery pulled away. She'd cuffed one of his wrists to the headboard, smirking.

"By the way, I'm not thespian." With that, Emery vanished, leaving T_L to curse himself for being tricked.

"Uh... guys? I kind of need some help."

~~~

Emery was making a run for Devil's Edge. Something about being there, captive, didn't appeal to her. If she was being sent away by anyone, she would rather be sent away feeling like she accomplished something.

Night was already hitting again, and she did her best to keep away from the forest as to not attract wolves. She had heard about this Mafia; Kicking some $$$ sounded nice, now didn't it?

Her eyes adjusted quite easily as she reared into the darker backstreets, listening to the sounds and voices of the night. The new vampire senses inside her lead her to an oddly placed estate, the gate around it twice the size of her height. She looked around and saw groups of clown men here and there, ready for attack with guns and bats.

Overprotective much? Damn. Emery looked around and walked beside the gate, trying to find some sort of dip in the grass or an area where the gate was shorter than the rest.

Finally she gave up and just jumped over the gate, vampire-style.

"Hey, you!" A clown shouted, flashing a bright light into Emery's eyes. The vampire cried out, but instead of just standing there, she lashed out at the clown, some other side of her hoping for more than a little gore.

~~~

Belbell and Joe were taking a very chattered tour through the estate, the Clown Boss taking her through the many kitchens and rooms and all that stuff. They stopped as they got to one of the many staircases, looking out through the ceiling-to-floor window. It literally went from the first floor to the very top.

"So..." Belbell said with a smile, looking up at Joe like some school girl. The hell hound puppy was yapping about, playing around the two.

"It's really nice, being with you," Joe replied. "I really like you."

"Well I really like you too..." She looked at him with a small smile, and the two edged closer to kiss each other.

Right before their lips could lock, bullets slammed through the glass window, shattering most of it. Joe pulled away and grabbed Belbell, pushing her away from the window.

"W-what's going on?" Belbell asked frantically.

"I don't know," Joe answered, "Just stay away from the windows and don't go outside. I'll be right back."

~~~

Cajun, Mega, Simian, Red, Suri, and T_L were driving like mad men towards the Mafia estate. T_L was driving, of course, so there was no metaphor when I said they were driving like mad men.

He sucked at driving a truck.

"Damn, she must have stolen someone's machine gun," Cajun said as they pulled up.

"Why do you say that?" Mega asked, looking out the window.

"Um, that huge glass window is torn down? Duh."

"Oh. Wow. That's a bit much." Mega rubbed the back of her head.

"Exactly the reason why we have to stop her," T_L replied.

"No, you just want to stop her because you had sex with her," Suri replied.

"...That's on overstatement. We did NOT have sex." T_L shot her a glare.

"Sure you didn't..."

"Suri!"

"Shut up so we can get out of the truck!" Red shouted, hitting the break for T_L.

"No time for apologies," Simian continued before either could say anything else. "Let's kick some mafia $$$. And get T_L's girlfriend back."

Interesting. Too lazy to say good stuff XD

CONNECT FOUR! Woot ^^

*only comment to be had* XD

Chapter 8

Emery roundhouse kicked a couple of clowns, throwing them off their feet. She glared at the next few that came, and smacked one with the gun in her hands, avoiding a bat at the same time. One of the henchmen shoved her from behind, knocking her to the ground. Emery grimaced at the blow he gave her to the side, but she sunk her fangs into his ankle, causing him to scream. She tore away afterward, getting up to sprint toward the estate.

"Emery!"

She turned and ground her teeth as a bullet found its way inside her stomach. Emery dropped down, gagging up blood. Clutching the wound with one hand, she picked up her machine gun and shot several times at the clowns nearby, watching them fall to the ground. The bullet slowly maneuvered out of her stomach, the wound healing slowly as she stood once more, dizzy this time. T_L put his hand on her shoulder as he got to her.

"What do you want?" Emery growled as T_L turned her and kissed her hard.

"An apology," he replied sturnly. Emery hissed and shoved him out of the way, storming toward the estate once more.

"Emery!"

"What?"

"So it was all a fake?"

Emery paused and looked back at him before she said, "You'd have better luck with a cow."

~~~

Red, Suri, and Simian went inside to kick this Mafia Boss' as. They swept the halls, taking out anyone they came upon. They finally split up, the three of them deciding to meet at the top floor.

Suri stepped silently through the halls, looking around every corner before she continued on. She finally heard the Boss' voice coming from a close by door, and started edging toward the door. Her katana was ready to strike, though she questions how long it would take him before he finally opened the door.

The seconds ticked by.

The yelling in the room finally became silent. Suri crouched down as a few clowns came out and booked it the other way, not even noticing her. She licked her lips and waited until the Boss was out of the door.

That's when she striked. Right in his chest.

Joe coughed before he slumped over. Suri sighed.

"Waaay too easy."

~~~

A good thirty minutes later, Suri watched as Simian and Red met up with her at the top of the stairs. Belbell was with them, make up smeared and clothes a mess. She seemed to have been struggling.

"You stupid-- You stupid ---"

"Woah," Suri replied, watching as Belbell tried to get out of her uncle's grasp. "What did I do?"

"You killed him! You killed him and you ruined me!!"

The puppy by her feet barked and growled at Suri, but it looked like it couldn't do any harm.

"Wha...?"

"That boss dude--"

"JOE!"

"--Er, Joe, was her boyfriend. Or something like that."

"Oh. Well. Sucks to be you?" Suri replied with a slight smile.

"That's SO not cool, I HATE you!!" Belbell shrieked as another crash made all of them jump.

Emery jumped onto the flight of stairs, looking at the three of them. "Hello."

"Emery..." Simian replied cautiously. The girl tilted her head, gazing at the four of them.

"Whose bleeding?" She asked softly.

"Oh hell." Red looked down at the scratch on his arm.

"Let me take a look at that..." Emery purred, stepping toward Red slowly.

"RUN!" Simian shouted, Red running one way with Belbell while Suri and Simian went the other. Emery watched them run before she went for Red and Belbell.

~~~

"Simian-- Simian, I'm going to have to call back up on her," Suri said as they stopped running.

"What? But she's my friend!"

"Ok, it's cool that she's your friend, but she's going to kill Red and Belbell if we don't help them!"

"See, this is why I hate you!" Simian shoved Suri, which was beginning to irritate her. Still, she knew she couldn't get pissed at a time like this.

"Look, I'm going to have to do it, ok?! Do you WANT to die? Huh?"

"No..."

"Then LET me call back up!" Suri sighed and took out her earpiece, clicking the red button on the tip. "CON, this is Suri, I'm going to need some back up..."

Poor T_L XD A cow I say!

Poor BB XD HE DIED

Poor Red D: HE's scratched

Poor Me D: MY COMRADE!

What a great reaction to a break in. ……………….Okay I find Simian’s comment on your second chapter amusing >_> bad me.
Holy crud is it my imagination or is the town all messed up =U
Bad Mega is bad =U


Amazing comments isn't it?

I know I normally am one of the longest commenters here =C But you know I'm broken right now.

Anyway I did read all the chapters

How am I this far behind? o.o

Chap 2

Wtf BB is pregnant? O_o

Holy shit Nathan killed Other Nathan.

BB killed Remaining Nathan. O.O WTF XD

T_L kicked $$$. ^_^

"CAJUN!" Emery shouted. "Cajun, don't just stand there, dammit!" She fought with the vampire, shrieking as he plunged his fangs into her neck. "Ca-jun!" >>> Oh shit she's ****. Stick a stake in her heart. Cut off her head. Expose her to the sun! .-.

Chap 3

8:15 She looked at the time on her cell phone-- 9:30. >>> 8 and 15 = lost numbers

Belbell looked up into the face of a smirking, dingy looking clown. >>> PEDO CLOWN! D=

OMG, they hate bright lights. Emery's gonna be a Gremlin. She comes with special needs and shit.

Good, I wanted the rest, anyway." She took the bag back and started eating some more of the sour candies. >>> LOL. XD

YES, come help Cajun deal with IT. .-. She's being moody on me. Must be that time of month. D=

will read more later :U

Thanks, both of you *I think* XD

OK THIS IS THE FINAL CHAPTER.

Because I'm boring and I make things short.

But don't worry, with some luck I'll have I huge chapter for part two. <3

I'm hoping.

Chapter 9

Emery stalked the halls slowly, listening to every movement and sound. She knew where they were, but she'd rather play games right now.

She was definitely went psycho in her vampire state.

Red and Belbell kept on nervous-running through the halls.

"What should we do?" Belbell hissed, having forgotten about Joe. For now, of course.

"Uh, I don't know, just... just keep running," Red replied, dragging Belbell along.

"Wait, but... The baby.. I mean, I'm pregnant, I'm tired, I don't think I can run anymore," she complained. Red scowled, but stopped anyway.

"Pickaboo."

The two jumped, screaming. Emery jumped down from the ceiling, smirking.

"Looks like I get my meal," Emery cooed, walking towards them as the two started to back up. "Two dummies and an unborn baby on the side."

"Emery!"

The girl hissed as a shoe was thrown at her head. She turned to glare at Simian, snarling softly.

"What are you going to do, hit me with another shoe?"

"No, I'm just waiting." Simian grinned nervously.

"You're WHAT?"

"I'm waiting." He pointed back to Suri who was coming with a CON SWAT team behind her.

Emery hissed again, louder, but she didn't move as one of the SWAT members came up and handcuffed her.

"Emery Phantasm, you're under arrest for the murder and threatening of human bystanders."

"What? I didn't do anything, I--"

"You are also an illegal vampire, and have no right to live out in the human world."

As they dragged Emery off, another SWAT member arrested Belbell. "You are under arrest for the murder of Nathan Joel."

"But I didn't kill him!" Belbell cried, "I killed ZF!"

Simian gasped. "How could you?!"

"He killed Nathan Joel, I only took part in his murder! You're arresting me for the wrong murder!"

"...It's the same crap," The SWAT grumbled as he dragged her out of the estate.

~~~

T_L got off the ground when Emery was dragged outside.

"Emery--"

"We're still together, ok?"

"What? We were never--"

"Doesn't matter." She shot him a glare. "If you ever leave me for anyone else, I'll personally kick your $$$. Got it?"

T_L opened his mouth to protest, but Emery was already being shoved in to a heavy-duty looking van. The SWAT members slid the doors closed just as Belbell was walked out, taken into a small normal cop car.

"Well this is awkward," Mega said, rubbing the back of her head. Emergency vehicles were already pulling in to take away any of the mafia survivors.

"I know." T_L sighed. "I'm actually her boyfriend."

"Don't take that as a surprise. You're irresistible, remember?"

"...Ok then." T_L rubbed the back of his neck before Simian, Suri, Cajun, and Red came to join them.

"This is cliche," Cajun grumbled.

"You've watched so many movies, it will always be cliche," Simian pointed out.

"Shut up," Suri mumbled to Simian.

"I'm starving, all this running made me want a poptart." Red sighed and rubbed his forehead.

"Good for you," Simian grumbled.

"So... What are we doing after this?" T_L asked after a moment of silence.

"I need to get back to my writing..." Mega answered, "But I'll probably leave to somewhere nicer. Like Colorado. Or Missouri."

"...Those are the most random.... Nevermind." Suri shrugged. "I'm going to be leaving soon. I got a call the other day that I've ranked up from CON Hunter to CON SWAT. I'll be working for bigger jobs-- And not as back up like these guys." She nudged her head toward the SWAT members, sitting around, waiting for orders.

"I'm stuck here alone?" Red asked with a frown.

"No, they're bringing in some new girl."

"Oh. That's good. Wait, what about you, T_L? Are you staying here??"

"Nah." T_L shrugged. "I'll probably find some better job. This one sucks. I'd rather do this where there's more action."

"Anyway, you have to wait for your girlfriend to get out of jail," Mega cooed, though rather sadly.

"Yeah. That too."

"Well all of ya'll know I was going to move already, old news." Simian stretched. "But I'll keep in touch."

"And I'm traveling until I find someone as hot as Kate Beckinsale who loves movies like I do." Cajun smirked.

"Call me when that happens, I'll take her sister." Simian grinned as Suri smacked him across the head.

"Always thinking about having a new girlfriend, huh?! Ugh, you're so despicable!"

"Oh, despicable me."

The sun started to rise, and Mega yawned. "I better get going."

"Same, same.." The others grumbled, all in their different versions of the words. Mega watched them go and thought back of her two friends.

"What a night," She told herself before leaving as well.