I'm John Dillinger.
Oh yeah.
XD
____________________
23:11] john_dillinger: There once was a girl named Goldilocks who was an adrenaline junkie. Her fix was breaking into houses and eating people's food
[23:12] john_dillinger: and moving all their stuff.
[23:12] john_dillinger: But one day, she ate too much food and felt too fat and tired to leave. So she tried out each of the 3 beds in the small cozy
[23:12] john_dillinger: house.
[23:12] john_dillinger: The first bed was hard as a rock, because it was indeed, made of rock. :U
23:13] john_dillinger: The second bed was much too cold and like a frozen ice bed. For it was indeed a frozen piece of ice. :O
[23:13] john_dillinger: The third bed however was just right, it was special ordered to help the father figure's back problems!
[23:15] john_dillinger: Suddenly she fell asleep on the third bed, and just as she did, the homeowners burst in and smelled someone in the house who had eaten their food
[23:15] john_dillinger: and moved their possessions! They raced to the kitchen and found the stove was left on. They turned it off. Then they saw
[23:15] john_dillinger: their food had been eaten and roared enraged, they roared for they were bears.
[23:17] john_dillinger: The bears threw their empty bowls to the ground violently, the porcelain bowls shattered into thousands of fragments, and stormed upstairs to kill the intruder, who they could smell was still there.
[23:17] john_dillinger: Goldilocks was still sleeping when the bears grabbed her and threw her against the wall* YOU ATE OUR FOOD ONE SCREAMED.
[23:18] john_dillinger: The girl blushed. "LIES. IT WAS THE ONE ARMED MAN!!!" The girl ran for the door but one grabbed her and was about to eat her.
[23:19] john_dillinger: The girl revealed her true form to be a 30ish year old woman named Esther and took out an axe and drove it into the bear's head as
[23:20] john_dillinger: she screamed "I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED!!!! AAAAGH!!" The papa bear ran to kill the woman for killing his wife but the woman soon
[23:20] john_dillinger: slayed him as well.
[23:22] john_dillinger: The baby bear ran frightened, but the woman chased him all around the house as he scampered on all fours, trying to stay alive, right until he was trapped in a corner.
[23:22] john_dillinger: "I LOVE YOU!" screamed the bear as it raised a paw in terror. "You... Do!?" gasped Esther. The bear shivered and nodded it's head, lying was the only way it would stay alive. It was a cub and had not been taught by it's parents how to kill or bear up and kill humans. The woman dropped the bloody axe,embraced the bear lovingly as it trembled in fright and the two went right out and got married. It was empty on both sides
[23:22] john_dillinger: in the church, for neither had any living relatives who wanted to come see them get married.
[23:23] john_dillinger: THE END!!!
Admin
Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:41 pm
