Chapter 1


Simian: Oh Mega, your such an amazing person for taking us all to South Africa! I've always wanted to go to a world cup game!
Mega: Eh, don't worry about it. I figured that after all of the amazing work we have done we deserved a vacation. Now if you don't mind Cajun, TL, come meet me in my Hotel room. We have some things we need to discuss
*The three disappear into the lair of Mega*
Redneck: Hm, I wonder what that was all about
Simian: Eh who cares. I just looove it here in South Africa! I hope USA wins the cup!
Suri: Simian, You're an idiot. USA has never even made it past the first round in the world cup. Why do you think it would change now?
*The door opens the Leader, Cajun, and TL step out*
Geo: So what was all that about guys?
Cajun: Er...we were just discussing how we plan on getting to the game.
Simian: Ooooo so how are we going to get to the game??
TL: We are going to take the fairy.
Redneck: The Fairy? Why would we do that? We are already on dry land! Why would we take a boat?
Leader: Are YOU questioning me Redneck?
Redneck:No, I was just...nevermind. The Fairy sounds great.
Leader: Exactally. Now C'mon everyone. Let's get going.
*The MB's exit the hotel and board the fairy*
Simian: Wow! This view is amazing!
Suri: Shut up Simian you homo.
Mega: Okay everyone get ready. *Mega tosses everyone a large duffel bag*
Geo: What's all this?
Mega: Your...Supplies
Suri: Whoa! Sweet! There are two Katanas in here!
Redneck: I got a lasso...made of Razor wire? Sweet.
Simian: I got some weird looking grenades and a gun that shoots...energy?
Geo: It kinda looks like that Medic gun off of a game a played...Anyways I got an M16 and...Slingshot?
*Cajun pulls out Uzis and starts firing into the air*
Cajun: ATTENTION EVERYONE. THIS SHIP IS NOW OURS. NOW GET THE HELL OFF UNLESS YOU WANT A POUND OF LEAD IN YOUR FACE

LOL WIN

Sim's stupid. Lol soccer. :3

Homo. xPPP

RAZOR WIRE LASSO? BADASS. TWIN LASSOS. BADASS.

XPPPP We're hijacking the ferry!!!

"off some sort of game I played" XP!!! Geo can't quite place the Medigun.

WIN!!! I GOT TWIN UZIS!!! YES!!!!

Ooh, so authoritative I am. <333

olol Cajun's a terrorist? XD

We're taking the Fairy?

I hope you meant Ferry.

Medigun seems familiar from Mass Effect 1-2 and Exteel (NCSoft)

He's talking about Team Fortress 2 Suri

There is a reason it is called the fairy ZF. Just let me make something up real quick.

Simian: Wait, what did you just say Cajun?
Suri: Are you Deaf? He just said we are taking control of this ship. Duh
Simian: But why? What is the point of this?
Redneck: What is the point of any of our adventures?
Simian: Good Point.
TL: Stop talking and help us take over the ship you retards.
*Redneck and Suri spring into action massacring everything in sight*
Simian: So...erm...what do I do?
TL: You just stand back and let us do our thing. If anything bad happens to any of us just aim your gun thing at us and shoot us with it.
Simian: Wait, how does that make sense?
TL: You talk to much
*TL pulls out a Sniper and begins picking off random people*

Within Minutes it was all over. Blood and bodies were everywhere. The ship belonged to the MB's.

Mega: Well then, that was easier than expected. Barley any resistance.
Cajun: When do we meet up with the others?
TL: According to the radar, we should be meeting up with them in about....five seconds.
Geo: Look! Over there! There's another ship!
Redneck: Wait, are these the others? Who are the others?

Sun, ZF, Brad, Ryu, and John all boarded the ship in unison.

Mega: Hello there Brad. I assume that everything went as planned?
Brad: Yes Ma'am. I suppose now we can start our voyage.
Simian: Our Voyage to where? What are we doing?
Mega: We are taking over Antarctica.

YAY. ANTARTICA. =D

I say our crusades are going very well right now. :3

*waves to Sun*

Lol, he hesitates to shoot us with the medigun. BAD FRIEND. Does he want us to die?

XP, none of our adventures have any meaning. So true.

Good chapter...we killed everyone XD Not very righteous

ADVENTURES!

Redneck: We're....taking over Antarctica. Honestly that doesn't surprise me.
Simian: How does that not Surprise you?? I mean freaking Antarctica?? It's a block of ice! Who would want that??
T_L: Why would anyone NOT want it? Do you realize how much money is in the bottle water industry?
Leader: And Besides, this is only our first step for taking over the world. Start up slow and before you know it we will be taking over 3rd world countries!
-----------
ZF: Dude guys! Look at this knife leader gave me! It's like she wants me to be some awesome spec ops person or something! I mean, it's not surprising she would give me the hardest job or anything.
Suri: You such an idiot ZF
*TL and Redneck enter*
Redneck: What's going on here?
Simian: ZF is just trying to show off again.
TL: Oh ZF, Mega wanted you to uhh....go check the rudder under the ship. She said that she belives that someone with your skill doesn't need any extra tools.
ZF: Really? Wow, i feel so honored!
*ZF Jumps off ship*
Redneck: Mega didn't really ask him to go check the rudders did she?
TL: Nope.
Simian: Anyone wanna go play some connect four?
Unison: CONNECT FOUR????
-----------
Sun: HAH, I beat you again Redneck!
Redneck: How on earth do you keep doing that??
Sun: Eh, I'm just skilled like that.
*Intercom starts up*
Leader: Everyone come to the Captains Quarters. NOW
---------------
Cajun: Is everyone here?
Leader: Wheres ZF?
Suri: Oh he jumped off the ship earlier.
Leader: Oh, okay. Well anyways we will be landing at Antarctica soon. Get Ready.

LOL ZF jumped overboard. XPPPP

And bottled water industry cracked me up. XP

TAKE OVER THE WORLD HA HA HA HA

Yay connect four! =D

I must say, I'm just so excited to take over Cuba

THE HECK. MB deleted my posts I swear =C I posted in thi too.

You should make more, Reddy. =(