Cajun- PLEASE!!
Mama Cajun -NO I WILL NOT BUY YOU A POKEMON GAME
Cajun- BUT I WANT IT!! I NEED IT
Mama Cajun- IF YOU REALLY WANT IT YOU BETTER START DOING SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE
CAJUN- FINE! I'll go get a job!
*Cajun sprints out the door*
Cajun- Hmm...so what can a 17 year old kid do to get money around here....
Stranger- Uh, who are you and why are you talking to me?
Cajun- I was talking to you?
Stranger- I thought...well....nevermind. The name is T_L by the way
Cajun- Oh, hiya! I'm Cajun! So what do you think I should do to get money??
T_L- My yard need mowing, I will give you 40 bucks if you trim it down.
Cajun- I...get to use a lawn mower? My mom never let me use one before!! This is going to be exciting!
T_L- Uh, right...well I'll take you to my house now.
Cajun- Sweet!
*They continue down the street*
T_L- Well there it is! Home sweet home!
*Cajun looks around the enormous yard*
Cajun- How big is this yard???
T_L- Only about 10 acres
Cajun- ONLY 10 acres! This is going to take forever!
T_L- Do you want pokemon or not. If you really want it then you have to be diligent.
Cajun- Fine, where is the lawn mower?
T_L- It's in the broken down shed about 5 acres out. I recommend you start in the upper right hand corner of my yard.
*Cajun gets lawnmower and begins to start*
Cajun- Ugh, this is going to take forev- AHHHHHHH
*Cajun falls through a hole and lands in a room*
Cajun- Ugh, where am I?
T_L (in white lab coat)- Welcome to the exciting world of pokemon
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Gotta love improv writing. I have know clue where I will go with this. XD

LOL This is awesome Red. XDDD

Seriously amusing. XD

T_L shows up out of nowhere and offers me a job XDDD

10+ acres.... ._O Am I being Punk'd T_L!?

Oh crap, I always hated gopher holes. XD

T_L, how'd you change so fast into a lab coat? :O

Funny, Redneck. I wanna see more of this. XD

How come my comment disappeared that I posted this morning? =\

Dun dun dun =P Tis amusing indeed. The improv writing should be funny XD Keep it going

Cajun: Ummm...what did you just say?
T_L: Welcome to the exciting world of pokemon?
Cajun: That's what I thought you said....Can I leave now?
T_L: No, no you may not. You must first choose your pokemon remember?
Cajun: Once I choose my pokemon I can leave?
T_L: Of course!!!
Cajun: Fine. Which pokemon may I choose from?
T_L: Totadile, Cyndequil, and Chickorita
Cajun: Whatever, I'll have Totadile.
T_L: I'm so sorry...
Cajun: What?
T_L: oh nothing, here take the ball and go!
Cajun: Err Right...
*Cajun takes the ball and walks out of that lab*
Cajun: Well that was...interesting. Now how do I get back home?
*An older woman resembling the soccer mom stereotype walks out of a house*
Cajun: Ma'am, may I ask you a question?
Woman: How many times do I have to ask you to call me Mom Cajun?
Cajun: Why in the hell would I do that?? You aren't my mom!!
Mom: Now cajun, I know I'm not your real mother but I think you should still treat me with the same respect your father Bill treats me!
Cajun: Did you just break out of a Psycho Ward or something??
Mom: Do you want me to carry some of your money Cajun?
Cajun: No!! Your an insane old bat and would just go buy more drugs!
Mom: Well you better begin your journey now! Being the best there ever was is a large feet!
Cajun: Err Right....
*Cajun Runs from the insane woman and hides in a Grassy field*
Cajun: This place is insane, i need to find my way back home.
*Chirp Chirp!*
*Cajun Turns around and sees a rather large pigeon*
Cajun: Holy sh-ahhhhh!!
*the bird attacks Cajun*
Cajun: Ah, get off me you stupid bird! I need something to throw at it before it attacks me again!
*Cajun reaches into his Pockets and finds the weird ball thing he the insane guy in a lab coat gave him*
Cajun: Well this should work well enough!
*Cajun throws the ball at the pigeon only to result in a large flash*
*TotaTotaTotaTotaTotaTotaTotaTotaTotaTotaTotaTotadile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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Well this adventure has gotten interesting! I wonder what will happen next! (No I really do) Class ends in one min and i think this is a good stopping point.

Lol I threw the ball to hit the Pidgey, stead of to summon my Totodile. LOL

My not mom is rather invasive in this story I see, lemme spend all your money Cajun. O.O She can't have my money.

OMG TOTO!!!! =D :3

Will I kill or catch the Pidgey? =O

Cool chapter. XDDD

Olol nice, Cajun has started his journey XD Cool chapter, keep it up

lol that was interesting i think i missed a couple lines i haven't been reading as much as i usually do so...

Cajun- What the hell is that thing?
*noise from Cajuns pocket*- That is a totadile nimrod. It is obviously a water type alligator.
Cajun- What the hell was that??
Dex- My name is Dexter. I know everything about pokemon. I will be very useful to you since you appear to be an idiot.
Totadile- TotototototoaDILE!
*Totadile blows bubbles at the pidgeon*
*The pidgey falls to the ground*
Cajun- Uh, what just happened?
Dex- The wild Pidgey is KO'd.
Cajun- Well it looks like I know what I am having for dinner!
Dex- Wait, what? No Cajun you are supposed to-
*Cajun hits pokedex*
Cajun- So, your a totadile huh? What do ya do?
*Totadile leaps up into the air and lands on a single foot. Then repeatedly spins in circles imitating a ballerina*
Cajun- What the hell.....
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Nice and Short chapter. This is the first time I have not written a chapter while I was at school so it is probably not very good. :U
In the next chapter Cajun will be adding another member to his team! :o

LOL

Dex is a know it all so I break it. =) It's advice is appreciated but I shall be ignoring it anyway.

OMG you're such a good dancer yes you are. :3 YES YOU ARE. *makes baby noises at it X3*

Lol I'm gonna eat the pidgey. =D GOOD TOTO. =D

XD Short like you said, but epic and hilarious.

Awesome man.

DANCING GATOR! =D XD Good short chapter

Cajun- Mmmm this chicken sure is good!
Todo- T_T
Cajun- Whats wrong? You've look like you've seen a ghost!
Voice from bushes- GHOOSTTT? I KNOW ALL ABOUT GHOOOOSTTS!
Cajun- Uh, who the hell are you?
*Man Jumps out of Bushed wearing nothing but a loin cloth*
Man- I'm a wanderer! But you can call me Johnny!
Cajun- Uh okay then...Johnny....
Johnny- Want me to show you some coolio ghosts? Comeon!
*Johnny steals Cajuns Dinner and runs towards a large tower*
Cajun- MY CHICKEN GIVE THAT BACK YOU COMMIE
*Cajun chases man into large tower*
Johnny- Sorry about that, I think I was possessed or something.
Cajun- I don't belive you.
Johnny- Ghoooostttt!!!
Cajun- I don't see anything
Johnny- Oh, it must have been my imagination.
Cajun- Right....
*The lights flicker There air becomes cold*
Cajun- Uhh Johnny? What the hell is going on?
Johnny- *shrugs shoulder* The power must be having a short or something.
*A dark orb suddenly comes out of a wall and comes to a stop two feet away from Cajun*
Cajun- Wha....AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Johnny- What??
Cajun- THAT THING ****ING HAS TEETH! IT GRINNED AT ME!! It must be a ghost!
Johnny- Nah i doubt it. It's probably just some toy that a kid left lying around.
Cajun- Are you and idiot??? Todo! I need your help!
*Cajun sends out Todo who lands ever so gracefully*
Dex- Ghastly, A ghost type, Ghastly is well known for its-
*Cajun hits the pokedex again*
Cajun- That aint no Ghastly! That's my Todo!
Dex- Your a retard.
Cajun- Todo use scratch!
*Tododile runs forward and attempts to scratch the pokemon but fails*
Cajun- What just happened? Oh Normal attacks must not work on it! Todo use Rage!
*Todo glares at Cajun*
*The smiling Orb licks Tododile, Tododile falls over stunned, unable to move*
*the orb comes closer to to Cajun, Cajun trips and falls over*
Cajun- Uh Johnny? I could really use some help here!
*Cajun looks back only to find that Johnny has already left*
Cajun- Uhh...uh..what do I do?
*Cajun fumbles though his pockets and finds a ball*
Cajun- Well this somehow saved me last time, GO TENNISBALL!
*The "tennis"ball hits the Ghastly directly, falls to the ground, roles 3 times, then stops*
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The end. I like this chapter. Only took about 15 min to make it all up. XD

LOL I caught a Gastly. **** YEAH.

Johnny stole my dang food!

Toto sure is a graceful dancer. X3

Lol this chapter was funny. Wonder if I'll see Johnny ever again.

Tennisball. LOL XD

Nice job man.

LOIN CLOTH LMAO XDDDD WTF JOHNNY LOLOL

ghost towers :3

Creepy mother figure =U demands money.
Since you appear to be an idiot XD win.
Oh lol .,. Yummy Pidgey. XDD
Creepy man XDDD Go tennisball XDD epic win =3

Cajun-Uh where did the Ghosty go?
*Grabs ball*
Cajun-What does this button do?
Todadile- Todo TOOO!
*Cajun presses button* *Large Flash*
Ghastly- Ghastlyyyy!!!!!
Cajun- Ahhh its back! Go back in go back in!
*Cajun presses button again, a large red beam comes from the ball and and takes the Ghost back into the ball*
Cajun-Phew, that was close!
Todadile- *Sigh*
Cajun-So where are we exactally?
Todadile- Shrugs
Cajun- Like my mom always says, once lost get loster! Let's go up this ladder Todadile!
*Cajun and Todadile climb up ladder*
Cajun- Is that...a giant statue of a plant?
Dex- Bellsprout, the Grass pokemon. Some cultures hail Bellsprout as a God, but they are just idiots. Bellsprout is only a good slave and-
*Cajun hits pokedex*
Cajun-I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK
Johnny- Hello there again!
Cajun- Where have you been?? What is your Problem you ***** *** ****** **** ****!!!!
Johnny- Bellsprout called me to leave, so I left
Cajun- Right.....
*WALL NEAREST TO JOHNNY SUDDENLY IMPLODES CRUSHING JOHNNY IN THE RUBBLE*
Cajun- JOHNNY NOOOO!!!!
*A boy with Spiked black hair looking awesomely intimidating walks in*
Nathan- Hello there
Cajun- NATHAN! How did you get here?
Nathan- I fell down a hole while mowing and- that doesn't matter! All I know is that I want to become the best, the best there ever was.
Cajun- Well okay then, so why did you decide to implode the wall?
Nathan- I was bored. And the wall was just begging to be imploded.
Cajun- .....
Nathan- Let's battle!
*Nathan sends out Dratini*
Cajun- Go Ghosty!
*Cajuns sends out Ghastly*
Cajun- Ghastly, use...uh what moves do you know?
Dex- Your Ghastly knows Hypnosis and Lick
Cajun- I SAID DON'T TALK *Hits dex*
Nathan- Erm Right...Dratini Extreme Speed!
*Dratini dissapears then appears right next to Ghastly, moving in for an attack only to go right through ghastly*
Cajun- HA Your Worm is useless against my Ghosty!
Cajun- Ghastly use Hypnosis!
Nathan- Dratini use Extreme Speed, but use it only to evade his hypnosis!
*Ghastly attempts to use Hypnosis on Dratini, only to miss8
Cajun- Keep trying Ghastly!
*Hypnosis hits the zooming Dratini, Dratini falls asleep in an instant and its body continues to slide and and slams into a wall*
Nathan- No! Dratinis Eyes are all Swirly! Your going to pay for that...
*Nathan withdraws Dratini and sends out abra*
Nathan- Abra confusion!
*Confusion hits ghastly before it can even react, Ghastly poofs into smoke and goes back into the ball*
Cajun- No Ghosty!! Oh well, go Todo!
*Todo dances into arena*
Cajun- Todo use water gun!
*Water blasts from Tododiles mouth and lands a direct hit on Abra*
Nathan- Abra wont be able to take many more of those...
Nathan- Abra use Teleport then confusion!
*Abra Dissapears then reappears hanging upside down on the ceiling sending a direct confusion onto tododile*
*Todadile falls over but quickly gets back up*
Cajun- Keep moving Todo! Dance around the arena and when you have a clear shot use another watergun!
*Tododile dances around the arena avoiding each of Abras confusions*
Cajun- NOW!
*Todile uses water gun and hits abra directly, Abra falls off the Cieling and lands on the ground with a loud thud*
Nathan- Wow, I'm all out of pokemon. *Thows down smoke ball and dissapears*
Cajun- Yes! I win! I'm the bestest!
Johnny- Somebody? Please help. I can't feel my legs.
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A much longer chapter this time! I like some parts of it, it seems pretty iffy though.

OH CRAP, GO IN GO IN!!! D:

LOL Toto shrugged. XDD

Once lost get more lost. XPPP

Random ladder, LOL at the pokedex describing Bellsprout being a god. LOL XDDDDD IDIOTS LOL

JOHNNY!!! YOU TOOK MY FOOD. >

Oh my. o.o

Cajun- NATHAN! How did you get here?
Nathan- I fell down a hole while mowing and- that doesn't matter! All I know is that I want to become the best, the best there ever was.
Cajun- Well okay then, so why did you decide to implode the wall?
Nathan- I was bored. And the wall was just begging to be imploded. >>> NATHAN!!!! Mowing. POKEMON THEME XD

Cajun- Ghastly, use...uh what moves do you know?
Dex- Your Ghastly knows Hypnosis and Lick
Cajun- I SAID DON'T TALK *Hits dex* >>> Dexter needs to stfu. >=\ XD

XD

And how did he get a Dratini this fast. X_X

*Dratini dissapears then appears right next to Ghastly, moving in for an attack only to go right through ghastly*
Cajun- HA Your Worm is useless against my Ghosty! >> I LOL'D XDD

Nathan- No! Dratinis Eyes are all Swirly! Your going to pay for that... >>> ROFL XDDDD

*Todo dances into arena* >>> He's so epic. X3

Nathan- Wow, I'm all out of pokemon. *Thows down smoke ball and dissapears* >>> WUSS. He's a chimp chump. xD

Johnny's alive! O_O XD

NICE MAN.

XDDD Nathan is so unentergetic I see. XD He';s just like dang =\ XPP

I like it. XD *Too lazy to say anything else*

Johnny- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T TAKE PEOPLE?
Nurse- I'm sorry but we only treat pokemon.
Johnny- MY LEGS LOOK LIKE PANCAKES I THINK YOU CAN MAKE AN EXEPTION
Nurse- Hmm....I have an idea!
*Nurse pulls out pokeball*
Johnny- What are you doing..?
*Nurse presses return button*
*Johnny gets sucked into pokeball*
*Nurse puts ball on machine*
Machine- Dun dun dun dun dun dun!
*Nurse takes ball of and releases him*
Johnny- AHHH GET AWAY FROM ME! NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN. THAT ROOM...SO DARK...SO COLD....No....NO!!!!!!!!!
*Johnny runs out of pokecenter*
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Nathan- It's alright guys, we'll get em next time. Especially after I get this extension to our team.
*Puts C4 on the side of a building*
*Walks away and presses button (Joker Style)*
Wall- KABOOM
*Nathan walks into building*
T_L- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Nathan- I want a pokemon!
T_L- WHY DID YOU BLOW OPEN MY WALL?
Nathan- It would be boring if I just walk through the door....
T_L- ......
Nathan- So, can I have a pokemon now?
T_L- Well I am abliged by law to give you atleast one starter...even if you do blow open my wall. >_>
Nathan- Sweeeeet
T_L- So i'm guessing that you want a Cydiquil since you obviousley like fire and explosions?
Nathan- Oh no, definately not. I want a Chickorita!!!
T_L- *Snickers*
Nathan- WHAT?
T_L- Oh nothing *laughs*
Nathan- GIVE ME MY CHICKORITA NOW OLD MAN
T_L- Hold your horses
Nathan- .....
T_L- Here you go kid.
*Hands pokeball to Nathan*
*Nathans eyes begin to tear up*
T_L- ....Are you crying?
Nathan- *sniffle* NO!
*Nathan runs out of lab*
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KABOOM
Nathan- MOM I'M HOME!!!
Mega10- I can tell. But I'm going to be having to leave now. I hear that there is some new challenger wanting to challenge me and my birds.
Nathan- But Mom! Look I got a new pokemon! It's a-
Mega10- No time for that now! I have to go! Dinner is in the fridge!
*Mega10 runs out of door*
*Nathan runs up to his room*
Nathan- No matter what I do she just doesn't care
*Chikorita comes out of ball and begins rubbing up against Nathan's leg*
Nathan- You'll be my freind won't you?
Chikorita- Chiko!
Nathan- I love you so much Chikorita. Will you be my best friend?
Chikorita- Chiko!
*Nathan hugs Chikorita*
Nathan- Come on Chick, let's go see out mom is doing against that trainer!
*Turns on TV*
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Announcer- Welcome you! Welcome all! Today we will be having another gym battle, this time between the Ultimate Gym Leader Mega10 and a new lad that calls himself Cajun! The new challenger has requested a challenge that involves only one pokemon per participant and they will not be fighting...but dancing!
Entire Crowd- *Facepalm*
Announcer- Let's get this party started!
Announcer- Oh it seems that Cajun's Tododile is going starting out with a dance of eleborate Ballerina Dances! Can Mega's Pidgey counter? Oh yes! It has! Pidgey has started to breakdance! This is going to be a spectacular battle!
30 min later
Annoucner- Wow, this battle has been going on for quite a while! Both pokemon seem like they only have enough energy for one more dance! Let's see what happens next! Oh...my...gosh...Pidgey used Chicken Dance! This is it! There is no possible way that Cajun can catch up now!
*The lights Dim*
Annoucner- Hey, whats going on?
*Ominous voice is heard*
Voice- It's close to midnight...Somthings lurking in the dark...
*Tododile begins slowly dancing to the music for a while*
Voice- 'Cause it is Thriller!!!!!!
*Totodile begins doing the thriller dance*
Announcer- No..this is impossible! How can a pokemon of such low apptitude pull something so extraordinary off??
*Pidgey passes out from amazement*
Announcer- CAJUN WINS! TOTODILE WINS! IT'S ALL OVER!
*Mega 10 awards Cajun a Gym badge*
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Nice and long chapter...sorry about the absence. Hope that made up for it!

LOL WTFH, especially at the music of the machine healing Johnny. WTF XDDDDD

ROFL @ T_L and Nathan's conversation, legally obliged XD

He wuvs that Chikorita. :3

Mama Mega = Nathan's mom in story? :O *wristslit* O_O

She's a gym leader.

OMG I'LL MEET MEGA IN NEXT CHAP? <3

Chicken dance! You took my advice! =3

AND LOL I forgot I told you about Toto's dance too. xD

*Ominous voice is heard*
Voice- It's close to midnight...Somthings lurking in the dark...
*Tododile begins slowly dancing to the music for a while*
Voice- 'Cause it is Thriller!!!!!!
*Totodile begins doing the thriller dance*
Announcer- No..this is impossible! How can a pokemon of such low apptitude pull something so extraordinary off?? >>> Fave part of chapter =D EPIC

WE JUST GOT OUR FIRST BADGE!!! <3

XD WOW XD Amazingly wtf off the wall humor! XD

Cajun- Well then....that wasn't that hard
Toto- Toto!!
Cajun- I know right???
Voice- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMEBODY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toto- Tototototototo!!!!
Cajun- What's that boy? A Bellsprout is stuck in a well?
Toto- TOOOTOOOTOOOTOOTO!!!!!!!
Cajun- Watch out? What do you mean wa-
*Man Collides with Cajun*
Cajun- Watch where you're going you best friend 000!
Man- I'm so sorry! But I really should keep on moving...that pokenip won't last much longer...
Cajun- What the hell are you talking about?
Man- There is a hoard of Slowbros chasing after me!
Cajun-...........
Man- What?
Cajun- Slowbros are slow...thus the name.
Man- Your point?
Cajun- How can they possibly have any chance of catching back up to you?
Man- Oh, you would be surprised.....
Cajun- Why are they chasing after you anyways?
Man- My Mankey kinda stole one of their stones that would make them evolve into Slowking.....
Cajun- Well then...hopfully you are out of the clear n-OWWWWWWWWWWW!
*Cajun grabbed his head in pain and fell over*
Man- Oh no...they are coming....
*man runs off*
Cajun- Damn....damn you
*Cajun passes out*
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Cajun- Uhhh...What happened...where am I"?
*Cajun looks around and realizes that he is in a dark cave*
Cajun- I've gotta get out of here....but how?
*Cajun looks around and sees a Slowbro guarding exit*
Cajun- Maybe ol' Toto can get me outta here..
*Cajun realizes that his pokemon have been taken away*
Cajun- Ffffff- Well I guess will just have to find another way out of here.
Narrator- So Cajun Sat alone in his dark cave for what felt like days thinking of a plan. Finally he had a perfect plan that he would be executing later that evening
Cajun- All Right, here goes nothing
*Cajun runs into the main central room and immediatley shot by waves of psychic power*
Cajun- Well...that didn't work.
*Suddenly a aipom, chimchar, and mankey burst into the cave and take out each Slowbro and Slowpoke*
*Cajun gets up off of the ground*
Cajun- Well thanks Monkeys! Where is your trainer at?
Stranger- Right here!
Cajun- YOU! Your the one that got me into this mess!
Stranger- Well I got you out of it so we're even!
Cajun- That doesn't even make sense!
Stranger- Well your fine now, now let's get out of this Slowbro well. I can't stand it in here.
Cajun- What took you so long anyways??
Stranger- What are you talking about? You have only been in there for a few hours...it seems that you have over-reacted.
Cajun-....
Stranger- Oh sweet look! Tons of FREE Pokeballs!
Cajun- Wait no! Those are my Pokemon!
*Cajun grabs the balls and kisses each individual one*
Stranger- Well alright then....by the way, the names Simian.
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DUNDUNDUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Simian has joined the Story! Who knows what will happen next! (Seriousley I have no clue, this is all just improv)

That day Johnny’s hopes were shattered forevermore.
Prejudice pokemon center. Wild Johnny =.
He wants a chikorita HOW SWEET.

The heck XDD Mama Mega XPP A break dancing Pigey 0_o wowl
Cajun won, DARN XP haha
Cajun escape fail =D kissing 0.o Lol. I never suspected that was simian despite all the monkeys ._.

XD A Chickorita, he's always had a lustful longing for them XD

And I'm the monkey man yay! Cool beans my bro, we'll see how this goes for the hero

Cajun- YOU! Your the one that got me into this mess!
Stranger- Well I got you out of it so we're even! >>> I lol'd. XD

Where's Totodile? D=

tranger- Oh sweet look! Tons of FREE Pokeballs!
Cajun- Wait no! Those are my Pokemon!
*Cajun grabs the balls and kisses each individual one*
Stranger- Well alright then....by the way, the names Simian. >>> HEY YOU $$$ THOSE ARE MINE D= *punches Simian* >=\

SIMIAN. I KNEW IT. O.O

He's gonna follow me around, isn't he? XP